Monster Insurance?

April 30th, 2013 by

Loch Cheap Oil Change

Do you believe in monsters? We’re not talking about the ones that hide in your closet or under your bed, we’re talking about the more realistic monsters (if that makes any sense!) like Bigfoot or Loch Ness. These mythical beasts are thought to be fakes by most, but still have substantial followings, big enough that some people actively hunt them while others are afraid of them. How do you handle a potential monster situation when you travel to the areas these monsters are rumored to live? Let us here at McCluskey Chevrolet, your home for a cheap oil change, tell you how!

The only way to truly keep yourself safe from monsters is monster insurance! Sure, you knew you could insure your home and car, but did you realize you could insure yourself against monster attacks? Well, you can, and we here at Kings Auto Mall recommend everyone do so before Godzilla tears through your neighborhood.

Where do you get it?

A company in Scotland is offering Loch Ness Monster insurance to all boaters on the lake. As crazy as it sounds, people are actually taking them up on the offer. Why? Well, according to one visitor:

“How silly would we look if it did and we weren’t covered for it?”


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