Cardboard Cop

March 29th, 2013 by
Cardboard Stack

When it comes to directing traffic, you could always use a few more policemen. It always feels like they never quite have enough on hand. The problem is that traffic duty is usually overtime, and it results in inflated costs for the city. So how do you get around the expense but still have some…

Chevy Presents: Fly Away

March 28th, 2013 by
A gold Chevrolet bowtie emblem is shown on the grille of a car.

We’ve reached a kind of golden age for independent filmmaking, haven’t we? It used to be you needed to be beyond rich or very lucky to make any kind of movie. Even then, once you shot the movie, you had to have special machines to edit it. THEN, once you edited it, you needed access…

Tightrope Walker to Cross Grand Canyon!

March 22nd, 2013 by

Tightrope walking is one of the stranger spectator sports. Of course you want it to go well, but the whole reason it’s exciting is that death is on the line with every wobbly step. The best tightrope walks are done across landmarks (we don’t know why), and there’s a great one coming up soon! Let…

Chevrolet Tetris

March 21st, 2013 by

How much do you know about Tetris? I’m sure you’ve played it, because it’s a proven fact that 100% of the world’s population has. Still, people don’t really know much about the game  (and why would they?) It was programmed by Alexey Pakitnov in the Soviet Union back in 1984, and because it was developed…

Girl Scouts Get Swindled

March 19th, 2013 by
Thin Mints on Table

Of all the groups in the world, you would think that the Girl Scouts would be among the least hassled. After all, they’re just a bunch of nice little kids, learning valuable skills and selling their terribly delicious cookies. Who would want to prank them? Well, let us here at McCluskey Chevrolet, your Cincinnati used car…

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Leprechaun Viral Video

March 18th, 2013 by

So it’s the day after St. Paddy’s. There’s a good chance you aren’t feeling like your normal self…maybe because it’s monday, maybe because of all that corned beef you ate, who knows? Well, don’t worry, because McCluskey Chevrolet, your home for a cheap oil change, is here with the post-St. Patrick’s day cure for you. Do…

Zombie Perfume

March 15th, 2013 by

The zombie craze is, ironically, still alive and well. We thought it peaked back in 2009, but the love for the undead creatures just keeps on shambling forward, mouth slack and eyes hungry. Let us here at McCluskey Chevrolet, your home for the 2012 Chevy Impala, tell you about the newest strange zombie product. Did you…

Using a Sonic as a Skateboard

March 14th, 2013 by

Have you ever skateboarded? Or, more likely, have you ever SEEN someone skateboard? It can be a pretty amazing site watching someone kickflip a huge gap and then grind down a rail, right? There’s just a poetry inherent in that kind of motion. Sometimes, we find ourselves wishing that our cars could move so fluidly…and…

Man Returns Printer With Counterfeit Money Still Inside!

March 12th, 2013 by
Counterfeit Money Being Printed in copier by shady business man

Listen, we would NEVER counterfeit money, but the appeal is pretty obvious. Money makes the world go ’round, you need it for pretty much every single thing you do in life, so it’s no surprise that some people want to be able to make their own whenever they want. After all, working for a living…

The Ultimate Breakfast Machine

March 8th, 2013 by

Listen, here at McCluskey Chevrolet, we know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. We love a good breakfast sandwich, but who has the time to go through the whole painful process? You have to toast the bread, cook the meat, fry the eggs, assemble it all, forget about it. At least,…

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