Driving the pace car is an honor these days, like throwing out the first pitch in a ball game. Actually, it’s a little better than that…it’s more like getting to manage a team for a couple innings! However you look at it, it’s a heck of an experience, and it’s something we here at…
Jaywalking has got to be the least respected of all crimes, right? Like if you go to jail, and you tell the other guys your in for jaywalking, they don’t even bother messing with you because your life is bad enough. Crosswalks are handy sometimes, but if the choice is walking another thirty feet to…
Let’s just admit it. We’ve all dreamt of putting on elaborate costumes to fight crime and clean up the streets of our fair city, but few of us have had the wherewithal to actually accomplish it. Luckily for the world, some men have the drive it takes to be that paragon of virtue. Let us…
Have you ever seen the internet sensation Grumpy Cat? He’s the adorable (kinda) little feline pictured above, and he’s become famous for his permanent scowl. It’s not that he’s actually unhappy, that’s just the way his little kitty face looks. We here at Ford dealers in Cincinnati find him adorable, and apparently the world agrees!
Does your mom have any interest in technology? My mom used to hate all things gadget, but she’s been coming around in recent years. We got her a new smartphone and now she plays more Words with Friends than anyone I know! Getting technology for mom is all about finding just the right thing. It…
Don’t you just love dance scenes in movies? We aren’t even big fans of dancing in general (two left feet) but in the movies it’s so stylized and perfect you can’t help but be enthralled. Whether it’s Gene Kelly singing in the rain or Baby getting put in the corner (and then taken back out…
Counterfeiting money has become a bigger and bigger business over the years. In the last decade or so, computers and printers got nic enough that people could print reasonably accurate bills right in their own homes. Of course it was incredibly illegal, but that doesn’t stop people nearly as often as you’d think. To fight…
Do you love collecting dolls? Do you sit in a giant creepy room full of terrifying human facsimiles and just smile your head off? Is the one thing, the ONLY thing, missing from your collection a doll that looks exactly like you? Well, we here at McCluskey Chevrolet, your Ford dealers in Cincinnati, aren’t going to…
Have you ever completely lost your car in a parking lot? I think it has happened to all of us at one time or another. You park in a busy lot, especially around the holidays, and your mind is distracted by the crowds and the frustration. You do your shopping and emerge hours later, packages…
What’s the most trouble you ever got in with your parents? Maybe you got caught drinking, maybe you got brought home by the cops, maybe you even broke her priceless horse playing ball in the house. Whatever the reason, we’ve all been in the position where we were SURE our parents were going to kill…
