Housecat Gives Man The Bubonic Plague!

August 30th, 2012 by

No one likes to get sick. Nothing can ruin a day faster than a runny nose or a migraine. There’s one illness that’s worse than any other though, an illness so infamous that we use it as hyperbole when someone is sick. We are, of course, talking about the plague…and when we say the plague,…

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Reese Cup Bandit!

August 23rd, 2012 by

Everyone loves candy, and is there any better pairing in all of candy-kind than the beautiful marriage of chocolate and peanut butter? There’s a magic alchemy that occurs when the two are mixed, it’s a wondrous amalgam whose whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Is there any line a man wouldn’t cross…

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Long Lost Ring Found On The Beach!

July 31st, 2012 by

People make a living looking for stuff on the beach. The old-man with the metal detector (and accompanying fanny-pack) is a common sight down by the ocean. What would you do if you found something actually valuable though? Let us here at McCluskey Chevrolet, your Chevy Cruze Dealer Cincinnati, tell you about one woman’s amazing…

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House Party Takes Over Walmart

July 19th, 2012 by

Everybody shops at Walmart. Even if you’re not a big fan of the store, it has become nearly unavoidable. The store has everything you need and they’re in every city, where else are you going to go when you need milk, batteries, a trowel, seeds, and season 9 of X-files? Like it or not, Walmart…

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Man Accidentally Drenches Yard In Poison

July 17th, 2012 by

In suburbia, everyone wants to have a luscious lawn. There’s something tacky about a burnt out patch of grass that makes everyone in the neighborhood give you the stink eye. Millions are spent each year in pursuit of the perfect green. Breeds are examined and cultivated, mowers are fired up, and sod is laid. Let…

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Incredible New Deer Hunting Fad!

July 10th, 2012 by

Hunting has always been a part of human culture, we’re omnivores by tradition. These days though, most people don’t do their own hunting. We can simply go to the market and pick up all the meat we need, freshly butchered, wrapped, and government regulated for safety. Still, hunting remains a popular pastime for many people….

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Killer Croc In The Philippines!

July 3rd, 2012 by

There are a lot of terrifying animals in this world we live in. Some people are terrified of spiders (all those eyes!) Other people don’t want to go in the ocean for fear of giant, man-eating sharks. For our money though, one of the scariest animals is the Crocodile. Let us here at Ohio Auto Service give…

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Legless Man Climbs Kilimanjaro

June 21st, 2012 by

With summertime getting into full swing, everyone is going into bathing suit panic mode. You want to look good in those trunks or that bikini, but getting that beach body requires extreme sacrifice and hours upon hours at the gym. As the temperature rises, it becomes harder and harder to motivate yourself. Let us here…

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Let Groupon Name Your Baby!

June 12th, 2012 by

Naming a child is one of the most challenging and exciting decisions a parent gets to make. It’s an important decision as well, because the name you saddle your baby with is going to last for the child’s entire life. Do you go the traditional route, naming the baby after a relative or even yourself?…

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Watch Game of Thrones…Seriously

June 7th, 2012 by

Television has certainly grown as a medium in recent years. This is largely in part to premium channels like HBO and Showtime. Instead of half-hour long sips of story, these paid subscription channels give us commercial free hour long draughts. These shows, usually highly serialized, fill a void that existed in film and TV. They…

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